Customer feedback gems - 2017 Edition

As we do every year, you'll find below some of the comments we've selected for you and collected as part of our customer satisfaction surveys.

Poet friends

"View of parking lot and Conforama... where's the ranch and plains as far as the eye can see?"

"A beacon in a sea of industrial buildings. More than a meal, your establishment is memories, a slice of life."

"A hurricane of kindness, a whirlwind of professionalism and a cyclone of happiness this place."

"Allez l'OM!!!"

Did you say sexist?

"It's very good to have put a woman at reception, plus she makes fewer comments that are stressful than her male colleague..."

"The girl at reception is just great. Smiling, pretty, she knows her job...very surprising for a girl."

And what about love?

"The waitress doesn't give out her phone number".

"Waitresses' skirts not short enough".

"In love with excellence. So am I of Antoine and Jean-Paul for their perfectionist work."

"The servers are ugly"

"In addition to being very handsome, you are very nice, not to say very kind. Just a word about your outstanding professionalism. Can't wait to see you again."

A little too demanding?

"Too much noise. Stop the children!"

"The salt fell too quickly."

Punctuation problem perhaps

"We can't even change our ugly babies."

Or grammar

"Very good service again, I'll be back"

"Be careful not to underestimate our social characteristics. A car is very expensive when your gangne the snig."

Or...something else

"I don't understand how the technician can dismantle parts without consulting the customer."

Salad? Really?

"Too much salad greens in the salads."

"Too much salad kills the salad."

Other

"The young waiter was very nice (the one with the lightning bolt on his wrist) , no Johnny Hallyday music"

"Hello I can't stand these all-out ratings that have done enough damage at school without having to transpose them to the workplace!"